Dear Darling Toddler.

When mommy tries to put you down to bed at the same time every night, she does so for a reason.

1) You need sleep.
2) You will be comfortable in your own bed.
3) Mommy needs a break


If you decide that you know better than mommy and do NOT want to fall asleep at your scheduled bedtime the following will happen when you "stay up with daddy"



You will crash & burn on the couch, in a very uncomfortable position.



And then I will be forced to take pics and blog about it and have future blackmail material to show your friends and boyfriends.